Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex
omg when i was a freshman my math teacher told the class about her divorce and everyone was like “aww sorry” but then she said “its okay cuz i still use his netflix account and netflix is all i care about”